Actually, I’m highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.
so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat
Yes those are dolphins and shells.
But wait until you open the fucking thing
my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT
I am so fucking done
Shine bright like a toilet seat
you genius little bitch
am i missing something here?
Omg i fell trying to stop laughing! What a genius
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