May 2013
51 posts
yiaichenn:
221b-mine-please:
pirenstoletheimpala:
mycroft-queenofcake:
iamjayse:
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now
...
simoncowell:
niallhoran:
louistomlinson:
zaynmalik:
liampayne:
harrystyles:
baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
epic-humor:
oh so you’re unfollowing me
me in accounting class
epic-humor:
epic-humor:
palopoli: sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a girls **destination** to increase the population for the next generati0n…u get my —explanation— or need a demonstration?!?!
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
alabasterbones:
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
thebbcisslowlykillingme:
meulins-choice-ass:
whodoyouthinkyourefooling:
funfreacksnc:
babyferaligator:
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
Big Magnet.
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
I just died! Lol.
fuchsiatyrant:
fatkidinmath:
kazoothekid:
earljrsmith:
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
google it
Google-ception
urbancatfitters:
great gatsby movie drinking game:
take 1 shot whenever gatsby says “old sport”
die
jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
That is so me haha.
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
Cry because no one wants you.
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
Soo true
magicconchshell:
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
squareclocks:
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
lameborghini:
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
